Today I woke up in a fairly positive mood : I did not punch my pillow out of the bed nor flooded it with tears full of salt from yesterday's KFC binge take away.
Full of this joyful spirit, I decided to join a dating site catering for lonely people with mental illnesses. Hey, crazy people need to get laid too. As long as they don't end up laid in a coffin, that is.
For once, I took my fingers to punch the keyboard with hopes and dreams, as opposed to grease and eczema.
I filled in the mandatory 'I Am Sexy But Everyone Is In Denial' profile...clicked saved....and got searching......
TA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH:
What The Fuck Man?
*punches pillows and cries salty tears with added sugar from Nutella crumpets devoured this morning*
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