Spongebob Sweaty Pants sent me this earlier today, following a relatively civilised chat which involved sharing details about each other's daytime activities, as you do (eg : I had a cup of tea and headbanged my crumpets off to Marilyn Manson).
As somes strange mofos do, you may also want to explain to a 32 year old woman that when one exercises, one gets their sudoriparous glands to produce sweat. To illustrate this amazingly unknown fact, said mofo may want to share photographic evidence of their stained undergarment, with complete inprint of bird feet shaped genitals.
In the words of the legendary Megadeth, I shall Rust In Peace. RIP to my love life.
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