Yup. I have slacked harder than Axl Rose...Two weeks without showing up to my own gig; and I don't even have the excuse of shagging random groupies or snorting sucrose - I don't have groupies and I only do brown sugar.
I have been busy sorting out the final episode of "Lord of the Ping" at my parents house (very obscure joke about sorting out the Internet connection) and escaping the mental crutches of an unexplained crush for the Dude With The Stained Panties.
So, I am now in Stockholm, Sweden and I am emailing from my coffin - from which I am squeezing to death in a badass corset!
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