Tuesday 3 March 2015

Meet My Vag.

Dear Pervert (or Student in Gynaecology hem hem),

I am afraid that you may have to repeat the process of clammy keystroking that led you to this page. Unfortunately for you, the Vag I am introducing here is Portuguese and only opens up for business a few times a year. Not to mention, it is wide and slutty.

Dear Other Random Person,

May this random post serve as a reminder to ALWAYS check what you purchase in a foreign shop. I bought this in Portugal 2 weeks ago, and I am just noticing that I have been walking around with a suitcase that says VAGG on it.

Smooth, innit?
Note to self : never EVER decide to do a caffeine free weekend again.

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