Monday 16 March 2015

When Shit Hits The Fan, It Smells #CorporateCrap #MethaneMonday

I hate stupid clients.I hate stupid clients.I hate stupid clients.I hate stupid clients.I hate stupid clients.I hate stupid clients.I hate stupid clients.I hate stupid clients.I hate stupid clients.I hate stupid clients.I hate stupid clients.I hate stupid clients.I hate stupid clients.I hate stupid clients.I hate stupid clients.I hate stupid clients.I hate stupid clients.I hate stupid clients.I hate stupid clients.I hate stupid clients.I hate stupid clients.I hate stupid clients.I hate stupid clients.I hate stupid clients.I hate stupid clients.

Especially when they are flatulent. Holy Mother Fucking Pinocchio Schnozzle, today I had to pray to the Lord of the Fans to stop letting shit hit it.

Between the clients' verbal diarrhea and their physical anal cabal, I also had to ask Jesus to be a can of Febreze and take the wheel.

Urgh. Methane Monday. A blog label is born.

Note to self : get the office administrator to include a gas mask to her next office stationery Amazon order.

Oink Oink.
 
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  2. Dale Brown22 March 2015 at 12:00

    I'm sorry but this post made me cackle. Stupid and smelly is a terrible combination to deal with.

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    1. Full Me(n)tal Brunette22 March 2015 at 12:32

      Glad you are feeling the pain in a joyful manner ;-)

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